Funny “Get Well Now” Card Variety Pack (12 Cards)

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$35.88 $27.50

Order 3 of each of the 4 “Get Well Now” cards for a total of 12 cards and envelopes (“funny” category).

Envelopes are included.

Dimensions of each card: 5×7 inches.

All cards are professionally press-printed in full-color on quality card stock with a semi-gloss finish. 

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Healing Peter's Mother-in-Law - Funny Get Well Card (5x7 in.) × 3

Full-color, professionally press-printed greeting card with semi-gloss finish.

Cover Text:

Mark 1:30-31

Simon’s mother-in-law was in bed with a fever, and they immediately told Jesus about her. So He went to her, took her hand and helped her up. The fever left her and she began to wait on them.

Inside Text:

Be healed in Jesus' name.
...now go make me a sandwich.

card-spit

Healing the Man Born Blind - Funny Get Well Card (5x7 in.) × 3

Full-color, professionally press-printed greeting card with semi-gloss finish.

Cover Text:

Jesus healed a man who was born blind by spitting in the dirt, making mud, and rubbing it in the blind man’s eyes.

See John 9:1-7

Inside Text:

Since you’re not blind, I figured spitting in your eyes wouldn’t be helpful.
...but let me know if you want to try.

Be healed in Jesus' name.

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Healing the Man at the Temple Gate - Funny Get Well Card (5x7 in.) × 3

Full-color, professionally press-printed greeting card with semi-gloss finish.

Cover Text:

Now a man who was lame from birth was being carried to the temple gate called Beautiful, where he was put every day to beg from those going into the temple courts. When he saw Peter and John about to enter, he asked them for money. Peter looked straight at him, as did John. Then Peter said, “Look at us!” So the man gave them his attention, expecting to get something from them.

Then Peter said,

“Silver or gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, walk.”

Taking him by the right hand, he helped him up, and instantly the man’s feet and ankles became strong. He jumped to his feet and began to walk. Then he went with them into the temple courts, walking and jumping, and praising God.

Acts 3:2-8

Inside Text:

When have I ever put money in your cards?

In the name of Jesus Christ, be healed!
(that's better anyway)

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Healing the Man Lowered through the Roof - Funny Get Well Card (5x7 in.) × 3

Full-color, professionally press-printed greeting card with semi-gloss finish.

Cover Text:

Some men came, bringing to Him a paralyzed man, carried by four of them. Since they could not get him to Jesus because of the crowd, they made an opening in the roof above Jesus by digging through it and then lowered the mat the man was lying on...So He said to the man, “I tell you, get up, take your mat and go home.” He got up, took his mat and walked out in full view of them all....

Mark 2:3-4 and 10b-12a

Inside Text:

I would deface private property to see you healed.

This card seemed like a more legal alternative.

Be healed in Jesus' name.

Product Description

Order 3 of each of the 4 “Get Well Now” cards for a total of 12 cards and envelopes (“funny” category).

card-spit Healing the paralyzed man lowered through the roof - Funny Greeting Card Unique and Funny Get Well Card Peter and John heal the man at the Temple Gate - Funny Greeting Card 

Envelopes are included.

Dimensions of each card: 5×7 inches.

All cards are professionally press-printed in full-color on quality card stock with a semi-gloss finish. 

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