Healing the Man Born Blind – Funny Get Well Card (5×7 in.)

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$2.99

Full-color, professionally press-printed greeting card with semi-gloss finish.

Cover Text:

Jesus healed a man who was born blind by spitting in the dirt, making mud, and rubbing it in the blind man’s eyes.

See John 9:1-7

Inside Text:

Since you’re not blind, I figured spitting in your eyes wouldn’t be helpful.
…but let me know if you want to try.

Be healed in Jesus’ name.

Product Description

Cover Text:

Jesus healed a man who was born blind by spitting in the dirt, making mud, and rubbing it in the blind man’s eyes.

See John 9:1-7

Inside Text:

Since you’re not blind, I figured spitting in your eyes wouldn’t be helpful.
…but let me know if you want to try.

Be healed in Jesus’ name.

Inside Left Panel Text:

Jesus never considered sickness, diease, or injury to be a good thing. Instead, He always healed every single person who came to Him, called out to Him, or had someone come on their behalf. My prayer is that through this simple card, you’ll experience the presence of Jesus and be completely healed.

Matthew 4:24 — News about Him spread all over Syria, and people brought to Him all who were ill with various diseases, those suffering severe pain, the demon-possessed, those having seizures, and the paralyzed, and He healed them.

Matthew 8:16 — When evening came, many who were demon-possessed were brought to Him, and He drove out the spirits with a word and healed all the sick.

Matthew 9:35 — Jesus went through all the towns and villages, teaching in their synagogues, preaching the good news of the kingdom and healing every disease and sickness.

Matthew 12:15 — Aware of this, Jesus withdrew from that place. Many followed Him, and He healed all their sick.

Matthew 14:35-36 — And when the men of that place recognized Jesus, they sent word to all the surrounding country. People brought all their sick to Him and begged Him to let the sick just touch the edge of His cloak, and all who touched Him were healed.

Mark 6:56 — And wherever He
went—into villages, towns or countryside—they placed the sick in the marketplaces. They begged Him to let them touch even the edge of His cloak, and all who touched Him were healed.

Luke 4:40 — When the sun was setting, the people brought to Jesus all who had various kinds of sickness, and laying His hands on each one, He healed them.

Luke 6:18b-19 — …Those troubled by evil spirits were cured, and the people all tried to touch Him, because power was coming from Him and healing them all.

Acts 10:38 — …God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Spirit and power, and…He went around doing good and healing all who were under the power of the devil, because God was with Him.

Isaiah 53:4-5 — Surely He took up our pain and bore our suffering, yet we considered Him punished by God, stricken by Him, and afflicted. But He was pierced for our transgressions, He was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on Him, and by His wounds we are healed.

Take a Closer Look:

Front:

Jesus spit in the mud - funny get well card

Inside:

Jesus spit in the mud - Funny Get Well Card

Back:

Supernatural Truth Productions Get Well Card Back


Once I realized that the Biblical example of healing ministry was always within the same day, and almost always immediate, the traditional “Get Well Soon” Card simply wasn’t sufficient.  That’s when I had the idea for a “Get Well Now” card that would be given with the intent of ministering healing in Jesus’ name.

My favorite type of card to send or receive has always been of the funny variety; and as such, I began this series of “Get Well Now” cards with a set of 4 cards with punchlines.  Proverbs 17:22 says that a cheerful heart is good medicine, so I decided to write the type of card that would bring a smile to my own face while still presenting the serious message of healing in Jesus’ name.

–Art

Each card can be purchased individually, in a pack of 12, in a pack of 5, or in a variety pack of 12.  

Envelopes are included.

Dimensions: 5×7 inches.

All cards are professionally press-printed in full-color on quality card stock with a semi-gloss finish. 

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